"The swirly sphere ascends and flies out into space, leaving the ravaged Earth behind, where seven billion people made fully dependent on a highly technological supply chain over the course of several generations have now been plunged into a barbarous, nightmare dark age sure to inaugurate a millennium of murder, brutality, and misery. But... Jaden Smith called Jennifer Connelly "Mom"! So that counts as a happy ending, r-right?"
Tails: All's well that ends well, right?
FTA: THE CITY'S BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!