Quotes: Esoteric Happy Ending
"Kids, we just have to learn to accept this. Like one of those stories on Dateline, where a family member suffers a horrible accident and becomes a burden on everybody. Sure, they pretend to be happy, but they're dead inside. They're dead. And that'll be our lives."
— Lois, Family Guy
"The swirly sphere ascends and flies out into space, leaving the ravaged Earth behind, where seven billion people made fully dependent on a highly technological supply chain over the course of several generations have now been plunged into a barbarous, nightmare dark age sure to inaugurate a millennium of murder, brutality, and misery. But... Jaden Smith called Jennifer Connelly "Mom"! So that counts as a happy ending, r-right?"
Tails: All's well that ends well, right?
FTA: THE CITY'S BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!
Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. (Patrick's facial expression becomes a happy one) The end.