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Epitome: I ALREADY DO!! ...wait what.
— Epitome, being herself in Troper Updates
I SHALL NOW DYE MY HAIR BLACK, BECOME DEATHLY PALE, AND WEAR NO PANTS
And then sing songs about cocks and suicide
I WILL BE BRILLIANT!
— Epitome, on her burgeoning music career
"I'm so bored I could...
...Why is the first thing I thought of was 'hump a pillow'?
Just shows how sleep deprived I am.
"GIMME YOUR CLOTHES, DOVE."
—Epitome, in Troper Updates, makes sense in context.
lockonlockon: -insert epic speech about the beauty of B cups here-
Epitome: "-is super duper inspired by lock's speech
goes on to write a novel called 'The Beauty Of B-cups'
becomes an award winning author-"
—Epitome, in Troper Updates, after lamenting her decrease in cup size
Cream: -snuggles in Epi's boobies-
Epitome: -has a young girl snuggling her breasts
does not know how to feel-
—Epitome, in Troper Updates, roleplaying
NO I'M SORRY BOBBY YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
GONNA GO GROW LEMONS.
Epitome on "sexual sublimation"