- "You never know, taking a completely different path in life can make a big difference..." -used for a while before being replaced by a Durarara!! quote in Oh no a Bear's signature
- A list of puns I made.
- Funny quote from eternal Noob: Be honest. Did you actually play Touhou?
- Another sig: It's not a "cheat disc", it's an anti-frustration device.
- Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but if I hear this joke one more goddamn time I'm gonna have to choke a bitch. - ThatOneGuyNamedX
- As Gandhi once said, "I like your Christ, but I dislike your Christians. Your Christians are so much unlike your Christ." - KingZeal