Buford: She gives me the willies...
Phineas: ...Little Suzy Johnson gives you the willies?
Buford: You don't know, man. You don't know!
— Phineas and Ferb, "One Good Scare Ought To Do It!"
Gabe: I did punch a baby once, in anger. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.
Everyone's going to be free
But they'll have to agree to be free
They'll have to agree to be less free than me
'Cos I rule the world you see
So wait for the army of kiddie winkies
And terrible tiny tots
In armoured school buses
Firing poison pea-shooters
And sinking their milkteeth into your thighs
Delapsus resurgam! When I fall I shall rise!
— 10CC, "I Want to Rule the World"
Ladd: You...You're not really a child, are you?
Czeslaw: Glad to see you understand so quickly. Now, if you can kill all of those passengers for me...
It is total propaganda that all children are good and innocent.
— Symus, Cwen's Quest
"Is he not beautiful?" she cried. "Is my son not beautiful, as fair as the summer sun?"
"I hope to meet you again, Flit-oniisan... (gives a Psychotic Smirk) if you survive long enough, that is."
— Desil Galette, Gundam Age
Gabe: These are babies that lie. Babies that cheat. And yeah, babies that kill.
Tycho: How can a baby do those things?
Gabe: Man, you're asking me to get inside the head of some crazy-ass, fucked-up baby. I don't want to go there.
"The look on your face when a toddler rips your heart out and shows it to you? Priceless."
— Richard, Looking for Group