Quotes: Elmuh Fudd Syndwome

"I have twouble wit' my aws."
Homestar Runner, Homestar Runner

Kalid (The Master in disguise): They'll suffuh fuh this!
Nash: Suffuh fuh this? What are you, Elmer Fudd now?
What the Fuck Is Wrong with You? (reviewing the Classic Doctor Who episode "Time-Flight")

Ms. Green: Is that your medicine on the counter? Is that what you need?
Nobody Nose: That's gas piwws. They got weft hewe by accident. You can have them if you can find me something fow aww these awfuw kidney stones! They'we evewywhewe! Evewy time I tuwn awound, dewe's anothew one waffing at me!!! I CAN'T GET ANY GAWWDDAM SWEEP WITH THAT WACKET!!!!