Chief Wiggum: Listen up! (on gates with "Johnny D" on them) These prestigious wrought-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now-
Skinner: Then what happened to Johnny D?
Wiggum: He forgot to lock 'em.
— The Simpsons, "Reality Bites"
We're fucking stupid.
It's concrete. We're gigantic death machines.
WIDEN THE HOLE!
"No matter how thick the walls are and how narrow the wicket is, a donkey laden with gold will always squeeze through."
Sam: Look, it's the world's simplest maze.
Max: What's the big deal? All mazes are simple!
Sam: Not everyone has your knack for lateral thinking and heavy ordnance.
No way... she's been looking for me this whole time? But this is the deepest area of the Cradle. Nobody could make it all the way down here... She's just going to blast through the walls!? Oh dear mother of God!
— Quatro, fan translation of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS
Our guests can enjoy the magical atelier of Kayneth El-Melloi. A perfect atelier spanning an entire floor. 24 fielded layers, three mana generators, dozens of ghost and evil spirits roaming the halls as guard dogs, countless traps, parts of hallways that open out to other worlds! Both I and my opponent will be able to use every technique up our sleeves in this fight. Your statement that 'I'm pathetic'... I'll have you retract it shortly.
— Kayneth Archibold El-Melloi, moments before his enemy just blows up the building instead.