A fool must now and then be right by chance.
— William Cowper
Even a broken watch tells the right time twice a day.
Rico: So, the mighty brain agrees with grunt! Heh, that's a first.
Hakha: Even a monkey will write William Shakespeare, given enough time.
Templar: So you two agree on something, get over it. We attack the fire base, let's move out.
Rico: ... What the fuck is a Shakespeare?
"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."
"Oh boy, you know something? This guy may be loopy, but I think he's got a point."
— Marlon, Avenger Penguins
"The words of a sage in the voice of a hick."
— Mayor Ledger, Chaos Walking
"Mr. Pond had learned the last lesson of the wise man: that the fool is sometimes right."
— A Tall Tale: The Paradoxes of Mr. Pond, G. K. Chesterton
Brian:"How are we gonna figure out who has your credit card?"
Peter:"I got it, Brian. Smell my ass."
Peter:"Smell my ass. It's where I keep my wallet. Get the scent and then find the guy that smells like me."
Brian:"Peter, that's ridiculous."
Peter:(Shoves Brians face into his ass)"Come on, boy, get the scent!"
Brian:"Cut it out! That's disgusting. You're an idiot, you know that?"
Wait a minute. (sniffs) Your wallet's over there."
Br'er Fox: That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... i'll catch him sho'..
Br'er Bear: Dat's... dat's... dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat and da- look, les' just knock his head clean off.
"Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare."