A fool must now and then be right by chance.
— William Cowper
Even a broken watch tells the right time twice a day.
Rico: So, the mighty brain agrees with grunt! Heh, that's a first.
Hakha: Even a monkey will write William Shakespeare, given enough time.
Templar: So you two agree on something, get over it. We attack the fire base, let's move out.
Rico: ... What the fuck is a Shakespeare?
"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."
"Oh boy, you know something? This guy may be loopy, but I think he's got a point."
— Marlon, Avenger Penguins
"The words of a sage in the voice of a hick."
— Mayor Ledger, Chaos Walking
"Mr. Pond had learned the last lesson of the wise man: that the fool is sometimes right."
— A Tall Tale: The Paradoxes of Mr. Pond, G. K. Chesterton
Brian: How are we gonna figure out who has your credit card?
Peter: I got it, Brian. Smell my ass.
Peter: Smell my ass. It's where I keep my wallet. Get the scent and then find the guy that smells like me.
Brian: Peter, that's ridiculous.
Peter: [shoves Brians face into his ass] Come on, boy, get the scent!
Brian: Cut it out! That's disgusting. You're an idiot, you know that? Wait a minute. [sniffs] Your wallet's over there.
Br'er Fox: That biggity old rabbit won't get away this time , no sir. We'll catch him sho'... i'll catch him sho'..
Br'er Bear: Dat's... dat's... dat's what you said the last time befo', and de time befo' dat and da- look, les' just knock his head clean off.
— Song of the South
"Children and fools speak the truths that none others dare."
— Old Saying
Joey: The big question is, does he like you? Because if he doesn't like you this is all a moo point.
Rachel: Huh. A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. Like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.
Chandler: Have I been living with him too long or did that just make sense?