Quotes: Dude Looks Like a Lady
"No, I didnít screw up and accidentally upload an outtake from Lindsay Lohanís blasphemous Marilyn Monroe photo shoot for
New York Magazine. John Malkovich looks a zillion times fresher than LiLo and he has more sexiness in his freshly painted exquisite Sharpie brow than she will ever have. Somewhere up in heaven, Marilyn Monroe knocked on Bert Sternís door and asked him if they can do over her last sitting because she canít let John Malkovich show her up like this....If youíre asking yourself, FOR WHY?!!!! The answer is, because if thereís one thing this world is thirsty for, itís more John Malkovich! And yes, someone will find a way to fap to that picture above and I donít judge them at all."
, "Iconic Photographs Recreated With John Malkovich As The Subject"
: He looks like...a girl. James
look like a girl. Marius
: Wha?! No, YOU look like a girl! iddy pop
: Your mom looks like a girl. Ooo.
: I think you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Hideyoshi
: I would thank you, except that I'm actually a guy.
"I just make a policy not to make friends with girls who are as adorable as I am. I donít need anyone else drawing attention away from me! So stay away from me, got it? Is that all sinking in?"
"SEE?! I'm a GUY! Really! That's not a secret or anything!"
, who is proving to Nana
he's a boy by stripping
Chapter 13: Husky's Melancholy
"Now I won't be confused by your she-male looks anymore"
— Sue Sylvester
after cutting off a
boy's hair in the hallway.
: Can I hel-... Oh. Hi, dad. Garland
: "Oh, hi dad?" Now is that any way to greet your father, young lady? I thought I taught you some manners, growing up. Sheesh, you do all these things, for your children and...
(Garland grumbles) Kuja
: I told you a million times, dad. I am NOT a GIRL. Garland
: Now, now, honey, it's okay to be confused. You're still in a very precious time growing up, so I won't pressure you to choose an identity right away, but you have to understand tha...
(Garland waves hello to everyone there) Garland
Oh, heya kiddos! Are you my little Kuja's friends? Well, isn't that just dandy! She's finally going out and socializing! I'm so proud of you, dear!
(Garland laughs heartily and slaps Kuja on the shoulder)
Oh, he's so pretty. If he was a girl, I'd be all over him!
"Urushibara Ruka. Delicate as an orchid, fair as a cheery blossom, the personification of feminine grace. And a dude. Tall as a willow, slender as a reed... a dude. Radiant in shine vestments. Dude. The sun dips low in a rosy sky, cicadas buzz... Ruka... is a dude."
: One of them looks like a girl! Dave Clarke
: Glad you said that instead of me. Ashley Beedle
: I was thinking, "is it shaggable?" before I realized it was a bloke.
You know I'm in love with this chick
Because it seems we really click
There's no room for doubt
I think I'll ask her out
Wait... did you say she has a dick?
So you're Firo. Just like the picture. I see what he was sayin' now, seein' you in person. Firo:
...Would you mind tellin' me what he said, and who said it? Agent:
"Got a face like a little girl," 's what Detective Noah told us.
That blonde chick's a dude? Aw, man!
— Vox Pop on the world's first all-male figure skating pair, Blades of Glory