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Your STRIFE SPECIBUS has been ALLOCATED with the HAMMERKIND ABSTRATUS.
The HAMMER has been moved from your CAPTCHALOGUE DECK to your STRIFE DECK.
Look upon this hammer I hold before me, for it is far more than a weapon. It is a symbol of the Imperial justice that smites the diabolic enemies of the Imperium wherever they are found, just as I. Though it has banished even a mighty Greater Daemon to the hell from which it was spawned, it remains true and pure, just as I. Furthermore, it is a symbol of my order and my office, of the authority granted to me by the divine will of the Emperor. By that authority, I am commanding you and your entire regiment to obey me without question or hesitation. Advance, or it will not be daemonic blood that stains my hammer this day.
— Inquisitor Lord Hephaestos Grudd, addressing Colonel Molian of the 223rd Gudrunrite Rifles, Warhammer 40,000
Ah'm about tah drop tha hammah-
-an' dispense some IN-DIS-CRIM-IN-ATE JUST-ICE!
[a capella rendition of Ride of the Valkyries]
— Terran Siege Tank, StarCraft
Natasha Irons: "What are we supposed to do now?"
John Henry Irons: "Grab your hammer."
"When everything looks like a nail, you really need to get yourself a hammer."
Captain America: Put that hammer down.
Iron Man: Uh, yeah, no, bad call! He loves his hamm-
Thor: (knocks Tony out of the way) You want me to put the hammer down?! [brings his hammer down on Cap, who blocks it with his shield]
Believe me, The Hammer's coming down!
—The Hammer, Motörhead
Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... [laughs] ...I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMAH! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
— Yzma, The Emperor's New Groove