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"I can't believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk! It was just a couple of miles..."
— Benny the Cab, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"And if you are still driving out there, please, be careful, there are some NUTS on the road!"
— Herman Cain
"They don't call that guy 'Dangerous' for nothing."
— DJ Atomika (describing Dangerous Dave's piloting skills), SSX 3
Chiyo: Um... since Yukari-sensei's car looks a bit more spacious, why not put three people over there? Nyamo: Isn't it better for fewer people to die? "B-but... we ain't afraid of no rollercoasters no more."
— Osaka (after her very first ride with Yukari), Azumanga Daioh
Cassie: Aaaaaaaah! Jake: Lookoutlookoutlookoutlookout! Marco: Would you shut up? I'm trying to drive here! Jake: Car! Car! Car! (driver flips off Marco) Marco: That's rude. And totally uncalled for. BAM! Cassie: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh! Marco: Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out. BAM! BAM! BAM! Marco: Okay, so it's four trash cans. Jake: Get off the sidewalk, you lunatic! Marco: (yanks wheel right, bumps the sidewalk, grazes a parked car) BAM! BAM! BAM! Jake: Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!! Marco: I can't drive with you screaming in my ear. Jake: You can't drive at all! — Animorphs, "The Andalite's Gift"
"There are no safety precautions that could prepare somebody for a car trip with Rosette."
— Greg Ayres, referring to the character from Chrono Crusade
Aziraphale: Watch out for that pedestrian! Crowley: (driving) It's on the street, it knows the risks it's taking! Hang on. That light four blocks away just turned yellow.
—Peter Fox, FoxTrot
Ziva: I'm driving.
Tony: I'm dead.
(later in the episode, Tony and Ziva arrive at the crime scene)
Tony: This is going to suck.
Ziva: Stop complaining.
Tony: Sorry. No sleep tends to do that to me.
Ziva: I drove Tony. You could have slept all night if you wanted.
Tony: I tried, but the orchestra of blaring car horns kept me awake.
Ziva: We made good time.
Tony: Going ninety-five miles an hour on a dirt road I couldn't even see.
Ziva: Then it's a good thing I was driving.
— NCIS, "Lost and Found"
Tony: Hey, not so fast!
Ziva: I always drive fast! It’s the best way to avoid possible IEDs and ambushes.
Tony: You’re in America now. I wouldn’t worry about it. How about this? Slow down or I’ll puke on you.
Ziva: Tony, why don’t you like the American Civil War?
Tony: I don’t want to talk about it.
McGee: It’s because of his father.
Tony: Was she talking to you, Probie?
Ziva: Oh. You didn’t get along with your father. Hm… explains a lot.
Tony: My father and I got along fine.
Ziva: If you say so. I think it’s best to talk about things instead of burying them inside.
McGee: What about you? Your father? Deputy Director David, what’s he like?
Tony: Slow down, we’re taking the next left.
(The sound of car horns and screeching tires can be heard)
McGee: Ziva, car! Car! Car!
(Tony shouts)
Ziva: Sorry. First time behind the wheel after a six-month mission in the UK.
(Cut to Tony driving, and Ziva with a put-upon expression on her face.)
Ziva: I said I was sorry.
(later in the episode)
Gibbs: [Ziva] almost killed my entire team yesterday. Jenny: How? Gibbs: Driving home from a crime scene. Jenny: I should have warned you. I think she was an Eastern European cab driver in a past life. — NCIS, "Silver War"
Eli: With traffic, I wasn't expecting you for another hour.
Ziva: I drove.
Eli: Enough said.
— NCIS, "Aliyah"
Vance: Most fathers teach their daughters to drive. I have you to blame for this?
Eli David: This she learned from her mother.
—NCIS, "Enemies Foreign"
Ziva: Slow drivers.
Tony: Bad drivers.
Ziva: What is so hard? You go as fast as possible, when something gets in your way, you turn.
—NCIS, and yes, she was completely serious.
Parker: Who knew a sedan could hit 140?
Sophie: Parker, you are never to get behind the wheel of a car again, okay?
Eliot: Damn it, Parker! Where'd you learn to drive?!
Parker:[nonchalantly] Before I stole cars I was a getaway driver.
Hardison: Before? You started stealing cars when you were twelve!
Liara: "Truck!" Shepard: "I know." Liara: "Truck!" Shepard: "I know!" Liara: "Yaaah!" Shepard: "Heh. There we go!" Liara: "You're enjoying this!" — Mass Effect 2, Lair of the Shadow Broker
"I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane / while people behind me are going insane"
— "I'm An Asshole"  , Dennis Leary
"This guy's already driving like I intend to in this game!"
"...His driving is like unto the driving of Jehu, for he driveth furiously."
— Israelite Lookout, The Bible
"A taxidriverman is what I want to be"
"But there are no customers who want to ride with me"
"I don't know why it could be that I'm almost blind"
"But every street in Calcutta I can find"
"Calcutta, I am a taxidriver in"
"Calcutta, I drive my little taxi in"
"Calcutta, taxi taxi taxi in"
"Calcutta, I am a taxidriverman"
"I love to drive the taxi I like it very much"
"Even though I have no license I always find the clutch"
"I can drive without my hands I can drive without my feet"
"And I have no problem keeping taxi on the street"
—- Dr Bombay, Calcutta
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