Quotes: Down on the Farm

It's hideous, like driving through Ohio.
- Wilhelmina Slater, Ugly Betty

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
- Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons"

Darla: ...or you wind up back in Kokomo, Nebraska!
Danny: Uh, Indiana, Miss Dimple.
Darla: ...Whatever.