Howard: Synthia, what are you doing? Keep your hands to your—Synthia! Synthia!
Blade: *sly smirk* Go Howard.
Chris: Uzi, just off the top of your head, what percentage of the episodes that we’ve seen have had Clark sort of passively held down and straight up mounted by a lady character?
David: …100% of the historical ones, I think.
Chris: Yeah, and it’s like you said. Zatanna hits him with some magic to take away his ability to resist, and before you can say “esrever lrigwoc,” she’s in his lap working like a part-time job.
David: Man of Steel, Woman of Nylon.
Chris: I will say, I like Smallville's version of Identity Crisis way better than the original. We got a million of ‘em, folks!