Quotes / Doomsday Device

Professor Farnsworth: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
[Presses a button, revealing his arsenal of doomsday weapons.]
Professor Farnsworth: I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
Futurama, "Time Keeps on Slippin'"

Dr. Strangelove: Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, eh?!!
Russian Ambassador Sadesky: It was to be announced at the Party Congress on Monday. As you know, the Premier loves surprises.

"A Tesla device of that magnitude could focus electro-magnetic waves of terrible consequence upon any point in the world! An organisation that controlled such power could plunge us all into a new Dark Age! They could detonate intra-global bombardment rockets on their launch pads, shut down the energy webs of our cities, devastate countries through natural disasters, make women give up their virginity in torrid orgies__"
"So why does our government have such a weapon in the first place?"
"Don't be impertinent, Proton!"
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space