"Turns out I was a Prussian mercenary. I spent all day firing guns. Boring!"
—Rebecca Crane, Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood note
"I never liked guns."
— The Stranger, Odd World: Stranger's Wrath
"A gun is a coward's weapon. It lets us kill too easily, saving us the mess and the work."
— Batman, Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
"No... it's not him... they're all shot... Sephiroth would never use a gun..."
Cloud Strife, commenting on the casualties in the Gold Saucer, Final Fantasy VII
"Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead using one of those things!"
In this show the heroes claimed that they did care about people getting shot, so they crashed their cars into them instead.
"The world would be so much nicer if people only used guns on themselves."
Lex Luthor: The joint chiefs have shown tremendous interest. It doesn't take much imagination to envision these robots on the battlefield.
Green Lantern / John Stewart: Those empty holsters aren't gonna scare anybody. You sure you don't want one of these?
Bruce: Positive. Let's ride.
— Justice League (the Wild West episode)
Batman: I'm out.
Luthor: Take my extra.
Batman: Not my style.
Luthor: Suit yourself. I'm planning to live through this.
— Justice League, "Destroyer"
"I will not carry a gun.... I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"
— Hawkeye Pierce, Mash
Garcia: I don't believe in guns!
Morgan: [shoving one into her hand] Trust me, they are very real!
— Criminal Minds, from the episode "Penelope"
"Guns are so... distasteful. A crude instrument for an unrefined weakling"
— Vergil, Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3
Travis: Let me get this straight - you never use guns?
Travis: What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun?
Beck: No guns.
Travis: Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend.
Beck: Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you?
Travis: What do you say? Guns make you whooh-poco-loco? Bang-bang-crazy?
Beck: I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that.
Travis: What kind of things?
Beck: Very bad things, Travis.