"Shoes were invented by the Sith to keep our delicate toes in anguish and misery, I'm sure of it."
— Tahiri Veila, Edge of Victory I: Conquest
"Pffft. Shoes are for suckers. All part of a big conspiracy on the part of the cobblers."
— Belkar Bitterleaf, The Order of the Stick.
"On a scale of shoes and socks, just socks, or barefoot, always pick barefoot."
— Brooke "Dodger" Lawson, COFFEH: Socks podcast