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Hadul: Fire once and you'll be woozy. Fire twice, and you'll be half dead.
Gene: So no multiple discharges, huh?
Hadul: Yes! Just like... well, you know.
Gene: So no multiple discharges, huh?
Hadul: Yes! Just like... well, you know.
— Outlaw Star (on the Caster Gun's Deadly Upgrade)
Comic Books
Kamala: I told you I wanted to go to school. I told you to stop the car and let me out. And instead, you brought me here against my will. After I said no.
Kamran: I had a feeling you'd change your mind once you saw what we're going to offer you. You just needed a little...persuasion.
Kamala: That is incredibly gross. You are incredibly gross.
Kamran: That's not how you seemed to feel when you snuck out with me the other night.
Kamala: I never thought anything like this would happen! I thought— I thought it meant something else when we were together— something good—
Kamran: Who's gonna believe that? You got in my car of your own free will. As far as anyone knows, you chose to be here. You put yourself in this situation.
Kamran: I had a feeling you'd change your mind once you saw what we're going to offer you. You just needed a little...persuasion.
Kamala: That is incredibly gross. You are incredibly gross.
Kamran: That's not how you seemed to feel when you snuck out with me the other night.
Kamala: I never thought anything like this would happen! I thought— I thought it meant something else when we were together— something good—
Kamran: Who's gonna believe that? You got in my car of your own free will. As far as anyone knows, you chose to be here. You put yourself in this situation.
— Ms. Marvel (2014) #15
Jared: Listen, Red. Not everyone hails Hydra these days. For example, my terrorist group hails hippogriff. And I have lots of friends that hail spiky sandmonster.
Red Skull: I can't hail all of those things! It would take forever. Plus, spiky sandmonster doesn't even scan correctly.
Jared: Well, that's why we picked the very general "Hail Hatred". Sorry, Red. But times have changed. This way, everybody's happy.
[...]
Red Skull: So, right after I started Hydra, I led a mission to kidnap the pope. Against all odds, we were successful. As as we were riding off in our zeppelin, together, in one voice we all shouted "Hail Hydra". Captain America defeated us the next day, like always. But saying those words made me feel alive and connected to the pure spirit of terrorism. And now it seems like everyone's trying to take that feeling away from me.
Red Skull: I can't hail all of those things! It would take forever. Plus, spiky sandmonster doesn't even scan correctly.
Jared: Well, that's why we picked the very general "Hail Hatred". Sorry, Red. But times have changed. This way, everybody's happy.
[...]
Red Skull: So, right after I started Hydra, I led a mission to kidnap the pope. Against all odds, we were successful. As as we were riding off in our zeppelin, together, in one voice we all shouted "Hail Hydra". Captain America defeated us the next day, like always. But saying those words made me feel alive and connected to the pure spirit of terrorism. And now it seems like everyone's trying to take that feeling away from me.
Film — Animated
Woody: You see, I was in this yard sale...
Stinky Pete: Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner?
Woody: Well, I wasn't supposed to be there. I was trying to save another toy.
Stinky Pete: Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this "Andy" break you?
Woody: Yeah, but—No! No! No, no, no, it wa... It was an accident! I mean...
Woody: It's NOT LIKE THAT, okay?!
Film — Live-Action
Mrs. Drake: So when did you first know you were...uh...
Pyro: A mutant?
[...]
Mrs. Drake: We still love you, Bobby. It’s just, this mutant problem is a little—
Logan: What mutant problem?
Mrs. Drake: ...complicated. [...] Bobby...have you tried...not being a mutant?
Pyro: A mutant?
[...]
Mrs. Drake: We still love you, Bobby. It’s just, this mutant problem is a little—
Logan: What mutant problem?
Mrs. Drake: ...complicated. [...] Bobby...have you tried...not being a mutant?
Literature
"There is no mess! It’s a professional arrangement.”
“He’s paying you?” Curran snarled.
“No. I’m paying him.”
He roared. His mouth was human, but the blast of sound that shot out of it was like thunder.
“Ran out of words, Your Majesty?”
“Why him?” he growled. “Of all the men you could have, why would you hire him for that?”
“Because he has the best equipment in the city and he knows how to use it!”
— Magic Bleeds, Kate Daniels
"Look, what's bothering you? It's the homoerotic aspect, isn't it? Well, don't flatter yourself. It's just a transfusion, for crying out loud."
— Horst the vampire, asking Johannes for blood, Johannes Cabal the Necromancer
Live-Action TV
Barney: (after his brother gets engaged to a man) If gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world's gonna be doing it. [...] Gay marriage is going to cause single life as we know it to die out! Think of how the American family will be strengthened!
James: Actually, that's not the worst bit about those six-seater cars because it could be worse if you had your wife in the front and both daughters - and you sat in the back.
Jeremy: Ugh.
James: No, but, you do see that occasionally. You see the mother in the front, and then... and then, *cringing* there's a bloke sitting in the back seat and-
Jeremy: And there's nothing more tragic!
Richard: Yeah, it's pathetic.
Jeremy: It is the most pitiable sight you can see.
James: She's effectively saying 'you've given me the baby, now get in the back'.
Richard: Yep.
[Short pause before Jeremy and the audience both burst into a fit of hysterical laughter]
James: No!
[Short pause before Jeremy and the audience both burst into a fit of hysterical laughter]
James: No!
Jodi: "No" means no!
Jerry: Look, who're you kidding? You come up to my apartment, with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? You're a massage teaser!
Jodi: Listen, I massage who I want, when I want. I don't submit to forcible massage.
—Seinfeld, "The Masseuse"
Web Animation
"Everything [in Silent Hill] is drenched in symbolism; the basic monsters are all suspiciously effeminate, with the exception of Pyramid Head, an uber-masculine powerhouse repeatedly seen plunging his massive throbbing knife into the other monsters' moist quivering bodies, which obviously symbolizes... neo-conservative imperialism."
—Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw, on Silent Hill 2
Web Original
Pyrrha: I just want to take you. Up here to this secluded area. At night. Under the stars. With romantic lighting. All alone. You and me. To fight. As in, to probably touch each other. Sweating. And maybe a little vulnerable. I want to do this regularly. You and me. Alone...
— Blogger xekstrin
creatively reinterpreting the training scenes between Pyrrha and Jaune
creatively reinterpreting the training scenes between Pyrrha and JauneTheatre
Galinda: What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
Elphaba: I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you.
Galinda: My pulse is rushing
Elphaba: My head is reeling
Galinda: My face is flushing
Both: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
Yes...
Loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!
So sudden and new?
Elphaba: I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you.
Galinda: My pulse is rushing
Elphaba: My head is reeling
Galinda: My face is flushing
Both: What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
Yes...
Loathing!
Unadulterated loathing!
—"What is this Feeling?", Wicked
Web Video
"The truth?... Marik, there's something you need to know... It's about us. Marik, I- I hate you. I hate you with all my heart. I hate you more than I've ever hated anybody. I hate you so much that I can barely take it. In fact, I want to go on hating you for the rest of my life. If our world is destroyed, well, I won't be able to hate you anymore.
— Florence, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series
Korey: It's some clever lines right there, I love that. "You got the smell of domestication on you!" You know?
Martin: Yeah... "Y'all a bunch of house niggers!" (fighting back laughter) It's what he's saying.
Korey: (laughing) It's pretty much what he's saying!
"Instead, watch as the sorceress whose name literally means 'evil' mildly punks people, feels sorry, and is only mean because she was roofied and mutilated by her childhood love. Ugh, have fun explaining that to your kids."
Western Animation
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'm sorry, Perry the platypus, I didn't want you to find out this way. Okay, here it is: Peter the panda is my new nemesis. We met at an evil genius expo in Seattle, and, well, me and Peter, we just instantly disliked each other. And then, he foiled a little evil scheme of mine. And, I didn't plan it that way, it just happened. [...] It's not that I don't hate you anymore. I do, but look, I- I just think it's time for us to, you know, take a break and start fighting other people.
"Those Gems weren't asked permission. Fusion is a choice. Those Gems weren't given a choice. It isn't right. It isn't fusion!"
— Garnet, Steven Universe
Bugs Bunny: Say, you know what goes well with hanging out? Spargle! Do you have any more Spargle? I could really go for some Spargle.
Yosemite Sam: Don't got no more. You bought it all.
Bugs: What?! But I really need it!
Sam: I said I don't got no more!
Bugs: (grabs Sam threateningly) Well, you gotta hook it up!
Sam: (nervous) I-I-I guess I could take you to my supplier.
Bugs: Let's go now!
Sam: F-Fine! Let me throw on some jeans!
Bugs: I said now!
