Quotes / Does Not Understand Sarcasm

Goku: Are you okay in there?
Vegeta: Yeah, I'm fan-[bleep]-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream here.
Goku: Oh, really? Can I come in too!
Vegeta: ... I'm surrounded by idiots.
Goku: I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream!

sarchasm: n. The giant gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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Raditz: Now, disregarding the Namekian I-
Goku: Uh-uh, Yoshi.
Piccolo: I'm not a God damned Yoshi!
Goku: But you said you were.
Piccolo: It's called sarcasm!
Goku: What's that taste like?
Piccolo: Damnit, Goku!

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"Noooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"

So I did.
Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque