Quotes: Does Not Understand Sarcasm
Are you okay in there? Vegeta:
Yeah, I'm fan-[bleep]-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream here. Goku:
Oh, really? Can I come in too! Vegeta:
... I'm surrounded by idiots
I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream! Vegeta:
n. The giant gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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Now, disregarding the Namekian I- Goku:
Uh-uh, Yoshi. Piccolo:
I'm not a God damned Yoshi! Goku:
But you said you were. Piccolo:
It's called sarcasm! Goku:
What's that taste like? Piccolo:
OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"Noooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"
So I did.
— Weird Al Yankovic, Albuquerque