->'''Katara:''' You've been hallucinating on [[GRatedDrug cactus juice]] all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!\\
'''Sokka:''' I have a natural curiosity.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->''I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out.''
-->-- '''Music/BarenakedLadies''', "Falling for the First Time"

->''"Creator/AndyWarhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60.''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->'''Asa:''' How did Ami-sensei manage to contact [[MagicalLand the Garden of Days]] instead of UsefulNotes/{{Mars}}?\\
'''Yoko:''' How did she manage it at ''all''? Communication between different universes isn't even supposed to be possible, and she's just a ditzy science teacher!\\
'''Asa:''' A really smart ditzy science teacher.
-->-- ''Fanfic/FutariWaPrettyCureBlueMoon'', Episode 14: "Ami-sensei's Sick? A Class Visit!"

->''"Man, for a smart guy, he sure is dumb!"''
-->-- '''Tuddrussel''', succinctly describing {{Creator/Confucius}}, ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'' [[note]] In Confucius' defense, he couldn't really learn anything from [[ViolenceIsTheOnlyOption Tuddrussel's corrective methods]] [[/note]]

->'''Lana:''' But seriously, how in the hell did you think Ireland was an Axis power?\\
'''Sterling:''' ''[chuckling]'' Oh, my God, I think this whole time I was actually thinking of Romania. But only as an inevitable consequence of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact and the Soviet invasion of Bessarabia.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "The Archer Sanction"

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