Quotes / Ditzy Genius

Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!
Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.

I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out.
Barenaked Ladies, "Falling for the First Time"

"Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60.

Asa: How did Ami-sensei manage to contact the Garden of Days instead of Mars?
Yoko: How did she manage it at all? Communication between different universes isn't even supposed to be possible, and she's just a ditzy science teacher!
Asa: A really smart ditzy science teacher.
Futari Wa Pretty Cure Blue Moon, Episode 14: "Ami-sensei's Sick? A Class Visit!"

"Man, for a smart guy, he sure is dumb!"
Tuddrussel, succinctly describing Confucius, Time Squad note 

Lana: But seriously, how in the hell did you think Ireland was an Axis power?
Sterling: [chuckling] Oh, my God, I think this whole time I was actually thinking of Romania. But only as an inevitable consequence of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact and the Soviet invasion of Bessarabia.
Archer, "The Archer Sanction"