Quotes: Dingo Pictures
It's just terrible. You know it's terrible, I know it's terrible, we knew it was terrible from minute one, and it kept being terrible right up to the end. It's terrible, and it continues to be terrible, even after it's over, because a movie that never ends continues to suck by dint of it not ending. Thus, this movie is in an eternal state of suckiness, from which it can never escape. It is a black hole of entertainment, sucking the joy out of those who venture too close. We, the foolish few who dared to watch its horribleness, are left dry and withered as a result. There is an emptiness inside me and, I would guess, inside you; this emptiness comes from realization that we have lost a part of our lives by watching this. We have lost time, we have lost innocence, we have lost happiness, we have lost hope. We have stared into the abyss, and it started back at usó and we blinked first. This is a burden we must carry, a dread weight that hangs upon our hearts: We have watched Dingo Pictures' "Anastasia," and it has marked our very souls.
What is happening in my life?
When exactly did I become a human trash can in which people can throw whatever horrid thing?
You want to know what this is? This is the rapresentation of human fear. It's that fear of the unknown, described in Lovercraft's books. It's the Cthulhu...
Well, maybe not that bad, but it gets pretty close
—Italian youtuber Yotobi, with three Dingo Pictures videogames in hand, at the start of his "The Toys Room" review.
And as I am a generous person, I'd like to offer to you a retch
—The same youtuber as above, in the same review
And if you didn't already carve out your eyes with a kitchen knife, let's see what's in here
—Same as above. Actually, here's the full link of the review. It's in italian, though, so below there will be some translated quotes. Full video here
Let's introduce those toys... playthings.
We have the phone toy... you know, those ones they gave to your sister with light and sounds slightly annoying?
The pearled purple Game Boy with an everlasting erection. Was there really so much need to put the analog stick there?
The pillow toy, which is in fact... no, it's just a pillow. The great entertainments for all age groups! Mothers, the pillow has arrived! Make your children have fun with the most boring thing you have in your house! Wait a second... that means... I practically have a toy store in my house and I didn't even know!
Then there's one of Satan's sons, the "demonic clown which exits from a box". Probably the Hellraiser's...
The skateboard, with even a cap and sunglasses like the cool kids from the 90s...
And our protagonist: the ragdoll made with pieces of dead bodies and vomit, named Pino
—Yotobi, describing the toys