"Chil'ren, there's a big difference between gay people, and Mr. Garrison! Do you understand that?"
— Chef, South Park
"Drink for every time a queer man's sexuality in a historical novel is described as "a taste for boys"... Drink for interest in unwilling straight men. Drink for mincing, though do moderate your liquor intake, as alcohol poisoning can be deadly. Drink for gay brothels ... Chug if he meets a gruesome end. Raise your empty glass to the lesbian women never, ever mentioned."
— The Depraved Homosexual Fantasy Drinking Game (http://prodigy.dreamwidth.org/23486.html)