"A rose is a rose is a rose."

Archdean: So, who's got the Department of Redundancy Department this week, computer?
THE computer: I BELIEVE THAT ALL THE SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES HAVE DECIDED TO CREATE THEIR OWN.
Archdean: Figures.

Secretary: Hello? This is the Department of Redundancy Department. Hello? Can I help you? Do you need help?
Writer: Yes. Serious professional help. But not from you. [hangs up phone]

"A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof! A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven."

"'Futurama': From the makers of 'Futurama'"

"Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!"

"Image Illustration. As opposed to, say, cheese illustration."

"The offensive lineman are the biggest guys on the field. They're bigger than everyone else, that's why they're the biggest guys on the field."

"Hello and greetings, Department of Redundancy Department? Aye, yes, I wish to announce, that is report, a single, yes, one, instance of unnecessary repetition, commonly referred to as redundancy. Farewell and goodbye."

Barbara: Is it frozen?

The Doctor: No, impossible at this temperature. Besides, it's too warm.

"Not only am I a genius, but I am very very smart too."

"So, you wanna charge it or put it on your credit card?"

"Sonic is trapped in there. And the rest of Mobius is out here! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! And it's mine! IT'S MINE! All mine! ALL MINE!!!"
[Commercial break]
"With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! MINE! ...Did I say that already?"

"Funnily enough, I agonized forever over whether to call this story 'The Redundant Man' or 'The Man Who Was Redundant'…"

"You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!"

"I'll kill you! I'll kill you to DEATH!"

"Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend."

"Well, now we know where Grazie is from. She’s from the Department of Redundancy Department."

"To you and the other countless authors who refer to your books as 'fictional novels', will you please, for the love of all that’s holy and good in this world, stop it. Besides, I don’t represent fictional novels. I represent only poetic poetry, nonfictional true stories, how-to-cook-stuff cookbooks, and children’s books for children."

"Titans will clash."

"Hey there's a naked lady in this movie, and she's nude! With no clothes on!"

GLaDOS: Well. This is the part where he kills us.

Wheatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!

Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You

(Achievement Unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You (This is that part))

"Santa Christ, Santa Christ

We love Santa Christ!

He is Santa and Jesus

Goddamn he's Santa Christ!"

Linda: It's like my mother always says-"getting to know people is the best way to get to know them."

Ted: Is this the same woman who said "You eat what you eat?"

"Faye, you're my friend. But if you steal Sven away from me, I'll murder you so hard you'll die from it."

"I am the boss to surpass Big Boss, I will become the Biggest Boss Boss Boss Boss!"

"... this made their respective children double first cousins. In addition, because Chang and Eng were identical twins, their children were genetically equivalent to half-siblings, thus making them genetically related in the same manner as half-siblings who are also first cousins."