: ...And mommy kissed daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf, in the cabbage patch, and then the diamond turned into a baby! Pugsly
: Our parents are having a baby too. Wednesday
: They had sex.
Daddy, was Mommy a monkey? I can't remember. Ned:
No one was ever a monkey! Everything is what it was and always will be! God put us here and that's that! Todd:
But you said a stork brought me. Ned:
Um...that was God disguised as a stork. Rod:
Who brings baby storks? Ned:
There's no such thing as storks! It's all God! Todd: (praying to a stuffed stork)
Please bless Daddy... Ned:
STOP PRAYING TO THAT STORK!
"A stork was a large European bird, about half the size of a Bermuda Ern. Children who wanted to know where babies came from were sometimes told that they were brought by storks. People who told their children such a thing felt that their children were too young to think intelligently about wide-open beavers and all that."