"COOL IT"
— An Irritating Character, Death Road to Canada
"SAY IT DON'T SPRAY IT"
— An Irritating Character, Death Road to Canada
"I AM DOING MY PART TO KEEP CIVILIZATION TOGETHER, ONE ANIME SALE AT A TIME!"
— Anime Salesman, Death Road to Canada
"I'm not a nerd! I have lots of interests! I go to sports bars!"
— Nerd, Death Road to Canada
"The Group discovers an unsettling and filthy van. It has a sign that says EZ MEDICAL COLLEGE hanging crookedly on the back door. Inside is an unsettling and filthy dude in overalls. “WELL? WHO WANTS TO LEARN ABOUT SURGERY?”"
— Encounter text upon discovering EZ Medical College, Death Road to Canada
"EAT THIS U HOSERS"
— The party just before crashing their ride into the horde at the Canadian Border, Death Road to Canada
"ZOMBIES ARE NEEEEEEEERDS!!"
— Alternative quote before crashing the car into the horde at the Canadian Border, Death Road to Canada
"LET ME TAKE CARE OF IT, EH"
— Mecha-Mountie's grand entrance at the Canadian border, ''Death Road to Canada
"The group spots a car speeding down the road, maybe this stranger can help them! Without slowing down, the driver yells out: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS! And then the car is gone."
— Immortal American Pastime event, Death Road to Canada
"[Character] is having near crippling tooth pain. Without access to the precision tools needed the only option it to pull the tooth out. [He/She] weighs the current options. (Picking "I saw this once in a cartoon!" and option turns out to be bad) Unprepared for the sudden force of slamming the door, [he/she] is pulled towards the car and hits [his/her] head on the door. (if said character dies from this...) This exact scenario was actually a pretty common way to die before the zombie apocalypse. These accidents got kept out of the news due to BIG AUTO CORPORATIONS."
— Ma Hooth event, Death Road to Canada
