"He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa bed. Then, a hell-beast ate them."
Shawn: Virgins are always safe.
Cory: Thanks for saving me, Topanga.
Jack: I'm dead.
Eric: I'm dead.
Shawn: I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.
— Boy Meets World, "And Then There was Shawn"
"Don't forget, folks,
that's what you get, folks,
for makin' whoopie."
— Gus Kahn, "Makin' Whoopee"
"Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love?"
— Camper Van Beethoven, "Axe Murderer Song"
— Father Malius, Happy Hell Night
"You're going to have sex? Don't! Every time someone has sex in a horror story they get murdered!"
— Barney, Evil Laugh
"Dead man, I'm a dead man."
— The joking reply to ways to survive a horror movie in Scream (1996).
Richie: How much pheromone do you think I should put on?
Eddie: Well I’ve already put on half—a—bottle.
Richie: What! Are you insane? You’ll be dead by morning – death by sex! You’ll just be lying there and they’ll be doing it to you and doing it to you and doing it to you and⋯ I think I’ll put on half—a—bottle as well!
"Death to all teenagers who fuck!"
— The Lawnmower Killer, Wacko