"Stand firm for what you believe in, until and unless logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor is naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza."

Jane: Daria? Come on, the neighbors are starting to talk.

Daria: Um... good. Soon they'll progress to cave drawings and civilization will be on its way.

Brittany: I can't stand this. What was I thinking?

Daria: Brittany?

Brittany: All right, so Kevin is a stupid, selfish, conceited jerk. He's still better than Terry or Jerry or whatever his name is and this stupid club.

Daria: Who's Terry or Jerry?

Brittany: Oh, no! I've said too much! Eww. What happened to your neck?

Daria: Huh?

Brittany: Your neck. It's all, like, blotchy.

Daria: Ugh. I don't know.

Brittany: I'm not surprised you could catch something in a horrible place like this.

Daria - Uh, Brittany, could you do me a favor?

Brittany:Um... yes?

Daria: Find Jane and tell her I had to leave?

Brittany: Sure, but... will you promise not to tell Kevin about Terry or Jerry or whoever?

Daria: In the unlikely event that, through some bizarre set of circumstances, I actually end up conversing with Kevin, I won't tell him about Terry or Jerry.

Brittany: Thanks!

Daria: Don't worry. I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake.

Jake: I'll say!

Daria: I have low esteem for everyone else.