Quotes: Dangerously Genre Savvy
"I'm not threatening you. As you can see, I'm unarmed-
(is shot) ...I am of course wearing full body armor. I am not a moron."
"Anyway. Why don't we stop and have a nice little chat while I tell you all my plans and you can work out a way to stop me, I don't think!"
"Do it? Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago."
"No, you'll warrant no villain's exposition from me!"
"Please, Zuko. What ulterior motive could I have? What could I possibly gain by letting you get all the glory for defeating the Avatar? Unless somehow, the Avatar was actually alive. All that glory would suddenly turn to shame and foolishness. But you said yourself that was impossible."
Our showdown, while inevitable, is premature. Although it would be the simplest thing for me to take away your bending right now, I won't. You'd only become a martyr. Benders of every nation would rally behind your untimely demise, but I assure you, I have a plan. And I'm saving you for last, then you'll get your duel, and I will destroy you.
"Well, in that case... it seems I had less to worry about than I thought."
, after killing the leader of the humans
in Brütal Legend
: [In the Interrogation Room
] We are just talking, here. Right? Scotty Valens
: Exactly. Just talking. George Marks
: Now I'm free to walk out. Any time I want. Most people think they have to stay. Talk... Dumb civilians. Scotty Valens
: Not you, though.
waves his head slowly, smiling]
I've got to turn up the power...Wait, what am I worrying about? There's no way Mega Man can stop my Robo-Spider! *pause* Dr. Wily:
I'm not taking any chances. *turns up power*
"I am actually going to have to kill you, as discussed earlier....So that's the itinerary. Also, I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing
her, and I'm not going to make the same mistakes. Four part plan is this: One, no portal surfaces; two, start the neurotoxin
immediately; three, bomb-proof shields for me, leading directly into number four: bombs for throwing at you. You know what, this plan is so good, I'm going to give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin! I'm joking, of course. Goodbye."
"It would be unfair to make you fight all four advisers at once, but... Fair treatment was never shown to my people. I'm just returning the favor."
"Rule one: good supervillains never leave the heroes alive, dummy. Rule two: countdown clocks are for hacks!"
I take it that this is the portion of the conversation where I reveal my plans to you? Harry:
What have you got to lose? Nicodemus:
And apparently you expect me to tell you of any vulnerabilities I might have as well. I am wounded by the lack of professional respect that implies. Harry:
Someone has interfered with the main terminal! *Jose pulls out a remote control* Jose:
Luckily for me, I anticipated such an event. *Jose turns a dial and reactivates his Squid Robot.*
Do you expect me to talk? Goldfinger:
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
"I got what I came for, and I need to be moving on: places to go, spells to cast... gods to wake. Spoiler alert: we'll fight, I'll win, you'll track me down again- just in time to watch your world tumble into chaos. Title scroll, lights come back up. Oh wait- no, they won't! If I
could kill you, I would. I really, really would; I don't like leaving matters unresolved. I'd do it cleanly and painlessly- none of the fancy stuff, I'm not that sort of villain, no Stage Magician. I take pride in my work, and I'm not afraid to get my hands... Filthy. But, unless I grind you to a fine dust, the fucking Bees will just whisk you away to safety. I've seen it happen enough times. I'll just make sure you're stuck here a while, so I can get on with things. Farewell..."
Gordon's dead. Bane:
So show me the body.
Hey, I know! Mewtwo can't capture them if they're already inside their Pokeballs! Bulbasaur, Squirtle, return!
* Bulbasaur and Squirtle go into their Pokéballs* Mewtwo:
It is no use.
* Mewtwo's modified Pokéballs absorb the regular ones* Ash:
It is futile to try and escape my power.
Can you run? You should run. Prodigy:
Seriously, you want to run. Prodigy:
Okay. What do you know? What do you have? No, lose the swords. Sai trump swords. Prodigy:
Flock tactics. She attacks, you back off. Don't engage until someone can lock down the sai with a chain, then go en masse
. Makes shocked expression Prodigy, angry: En masse
means everyone at once
I know you're a ninja but.... Just do it! Prodigy, frustrated:
Listen to me: you have a choice...strictly following the ancient code of ninjutsu and being a dead ninja or going in like I say and maybe
being a live ninja.
: What a job, poker. Ask anyone on the street and they'll call it a game of chance. Or talk to Sam here, and he'll say it's about bluffing
, won't you, Sam? Sam
: Ja. Hoyt
: Ja! But it's not, is it? It's about keeping you playing until the house collects. (poker game continues before Hoyt suddenly grabs a knife and shanks Sam on the neck
) Sorry, house rules! Ah! Look at that, we have the same cards. So let's raise the stakes a little, shall we?
) Foster, Jason Brody, whatever your name is, it's slipped my mind. How stupid do you think I am?!
We should keep playing. Dealer's on the left, right?
Guess he's sitting this one out...
"Now no one can heal you!"
"Even if you fuse, you'll be no match for me... but why take the chance? I'll kill you both now!"
: "Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again." Jack
: "Your word play will not trick me, villain!" [he attacks Aku] Aku
: "I'll be back, Samurai - you'll see! Bwah-ha-ha-ha." [flutters over the horizon then reappears] Aku
: "See what I mean?"
"No monologue? ... You’re not going to explain how you did it? How you’re going to deal with my teammates or explain what happened to me?"
He answered with a pull of the trigger.
"Siamese fighting fish, fascinating creatures. Brave, but of the whole stupid. Yes they're stupid. Except for the occasional one such as we have here who lets the other two fight. While he waits. Waits until the survivor is so exhausted that he cannot defend himself, and then like SPECTRE... he strikes!"
"We haven't moved on them because you don't want [the modern mercs]. You want
]. And they don't know where she is. Yet. But they're close. She'll have to reveal herself soon. When she does? We'll kill all of them.
You'll get your rocks. And
we'd better get paid."