23rd Oct: It's time for the Second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest! Details here.
Captain Von Trapp: And where, may I ask, did you get these...
Maria: Play clothes?
Von Trapp: Oh, is that what you call them?
Maria: I made them. From the drapes that used to hang in my bedroom?
Von Trapp: (taken aback) Drapes?
Maria: They still have plenty of wear left. The children have been all over in them.
Von Trapp: Do you mean to tell me that my children have been roaming around Salzburg dressed in nothing but some old drapes?!
Maria: Mmm-hmm, and having a marvelous time!