"That's what tapestries are for."
— King Phillip II, The Lion in Winter
As I waited to be called inside, I noticed someone at a ground-floor window two doors down across the street. I could only see a human torso - the head was hidden behind a lace curtain. The baggy trousers suggested an elderly man. My cat Giblet thinks that if you hide your head behind a curtain and leave your body unobscured, you can't be seen. So did this idiot.
—Graphic, by Shane Briant