"The only cult we do not abhor is that of the Emperor!"
DJ Dan: Mike, what is your cult connection?
Listener Mike: Well, I'm listenin' to The Cult...
DJ Dan: That's a band, you dink. People, do I have to explain? No self respecting cult calls itself a cult. The Cult itself is not a cult. And even if it spawned a cult, it certainly would not be a cult, SHUTDOWN!
Hank: Excuse me, are y'all with the cult?
Cultist: We're not a cult. We're an organization that promotes love and-
Hank: Yeah, this is it.
A cult is a religion with no political power.
— Tom Wolfe