You had a one in twenty chance to be a loser
Your lack of luck just makes me want to hurl
It's really rather scary
How you rolled that just like Jerry
Congratulations, you roll like a girl! (A tiny giiiiirrrrlll...)
—The Minstrels, Acquisitions Incorporated 2011 PAX Game
"I officially hate dice now."
— Mordecai, Borderlands 2