Quotes / Critical Failure

You had a one in twenty chance to be a loser
Your lack of luck just makes me want to hurl
It's really rather scary
How you rolled that just like Jerry
Congratulations, you roll like a girl! (A tiny giiiiirrrrlll...)
The Minstrels, Acquisitions Incorporated 2011 PAX Game

"I officially hate dice now."
Mordecai, Borderlands 2