Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will fire whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child could use it, and they do
. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.
God made men. Sam Colt made men equal.
— Popular saying referring to the Colt Single Action Army, or "Peacemaker"
The Glock 17: Preferred Weapon of Choice
of the NYPD, US Air Force and bad fuckers the world over.
I know what you're thinking, punk. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?
' Well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, 'punk?
Take your lumps
like a man, Private Twinkletoes!
This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And this... is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon...for 12 seconds.
Sol: What's that?
Vincent: Haha! This, is a shotgun, Sol!
: It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!
The greatest battle implement ever devised.
—General George S Patton, on the M1 Garand.
Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up. You see this? This
....is my BOOMSTICK!!
It's a 12-gauge double barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right-this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT??
Between your faith and my Glock 9mm, I take my Glock.