Quotes: Cool and Unusual Punishment
Yours is an agony worse than all others! You will remain in here for eternity listening to... whiny protest songs from the Sixties!
Cultist Assassin: Oh I know what's going to happen here
. You'll start making threats that you're going to do something horrifically violent to me. But then you'll pull something ludicrous out of your arses, such as making me watch Battlefield Earth
on DVD, or threatening with mime artists
, or perhaps making me go over the Inquisition tax return.
Inquisitor Syrus "Virus" Zuviel:
Actually, we were going to have Lothar here cut your bollocks off
, then start asking you some questions.
I punished Timmy by making him eat chocolate, which in retrospect, wasn't such a good punishment after all.
My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time
To make the punishment fit the crime”
The punishment fit the crime;
And make each prisoner pent
A source of innocent merriment!
Of innocent merriment!
I am going to give you such
Cluny, as of this point every unhelpful word from your mouth earns you an hour in the Death Pit Theatre watching Care Bears
— Miss Minty
, The Official Fanfiction University of Redwall
Crushing's too good for him. First, he'll spend a year in the incinerator. Year two, cryogenic refrigeration wing. Then ten years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you. Then I'll kill him.
, Sonic Sat AM
, preparing Escargot in the most diabolical manner possible.
Personally, good sir, I've never been in favor of the ban on unusual