Quotes / Contractual Immortality

"You can't kill the Messiah!"

Bing Crosby: For any villains we may face, we haven't any fears...
Bob Hope: ...Paramount will protect us 'cause we're signed for five more years!

Natasha: Boris, is that Moose you said you killed in previous episode?
Boris Badenov: Look, it's his show. If he wants to be hard to kill, let him.