Quotes / Contractual Immortality

"You can't kill the Messiah!"

Bing Crosby: For any villains we may face, we haven't any fears...
Bob Hope: ...Paramount will protect us 'cause we're signed for five more years!

"Oh yeah, I'm totally convinced they're not gonna make it. Channel Awesome will fire all of them in one swoop just for shits and giggles, and yet they still show up to shoot their finales at the same time?"

Natasha: Boris, is that Moose you said you killed in previous episode?
Boris Badenov: Look, it's his show. If he wants to be hard to kill, let him.


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