"Because guess what? You might not know everything about a genre you refuse to listen to."

"Oh, thank you for those insightful reviews of books you haven't read."

"I love going on messages boards and complaining about games I never played! TRUE/FALSE"

That's sick. Is it my imagination or has the pedophile market now expanded to anime? This cartoon sex and gorefest is not fit to be shown either to children or to adults. Filth is still filth no matter how much Hollywood tries to wrap it in deceptive marketing.
—Commenter on review of Watchmen, thus effectively proving the non-existance of countless animes.

No wonder my screening was so sparsely attended. Or perhaps it was the fact that the advance word on "Pluto Nash" is so bad that the cowardly studio declined to provide an advance screening of any kind in my area, meaning that I had to stare at a blank screen for two hours and make stuff up. The above is probably close enough. It might even be better than the movie.

"Bitch about games you've never played here"

"How can they respect my culture if they haven't seen it?"

"The biggest critics of things are those that haven't ever experienced it."

Sakura: I thought you said you were excited for this game?

Naruto: Of course I am! I am a video game fan! Video game fans all love to complain about video games they never actually played! It is how I maintain my erection!

Naruto The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show, It's Coming Out!

"Well, I’m an English professor. Every time I reference low forms of literature, I always use Twilight as the example. Today a student asked if I’ve actually read them, and I had to say no. They demanded that I do."

(hangs his head in shame)

"Gayle Slossberg has a problem: She wants confirmation of the rumored rape scene in Grand Theft Auto IV — but she can't reach that level of the game. The Milford state senator's never played GTA, but she fears it's corrupting the youth and thinks a law requiring better warning labels might be the fix. She told the Nose as much at a Capitol press conference last week."