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"'The what?' I shook my head, dazedly. My hair was full of dust too, and I couldn't find my cap. For some reason that seemed very important, and I kept looking round for it, even though it was almost certainly buried under piles of debris."
"The one in the fancy hat wants to know if you've wired up his gadgets."
—Captain Durant, Ciaphas Cain