Jerry: People don't just bump into each other and start having sex! This isn't Cinemax!
— Seinfeld, "The Voice"
"She just gives him a blowjob. Because he said she was once... probably... very pretty. And that's her character."
Monica: Then you two can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in... (beat) I've been watching too much porn.
— Friends, "The One With the Free Porn"
(People are dying. Everything's going to hell)
Marcy: It's like being on a plane when you know it's gonna crash. Everybody around you is screaming "We're going down! We're going down!" And all you want to do is grab the person sitting next to you and fuck the shit out of them, cause you know your gonna be dead soon anyway.
(Immediately grabs the guy sitting next to her and fucks the shit out of him)