The writing was okay, I guess. But I couldn't take it anymore after Harry returned from his first run-in with the Dementors to find the Ring Wraiths had burned the Lars Homestead.
It seems like I already heard these stories before... only thing is, the names sound different."
— Grandma, Ceremony
"The catalogue of clichés and obvious situations is as long as the play, which seemed endless. At each rise of the curtain it was possible not only to anticipate the argument but the phrasing of the lines. Probably the only thing that kept the audience from chanting the speeches with the actors was the incurable optimism implicit in theatregoing which engenders the hope that the author just could not dare to use such familiar stuff: 'Doctor, he's just got to get well!' — 'Go ahead, son, every man has to cry sometime,' etc."
— Donald Maggini, quoted by George Jean Nathan in his review of the play Winged Victory by Moss Hart
"In due course we arrive at the Mirror Scene: "She was not even comforted by the sight of her naturally rosy skin, her round shoulders, the hair which fell down to her hips and took four buckets of rain water to wash." The Nubile Scene: "She had always avoided undressing even in front of other women, because she was ashamed of her breasts, which were large, big and generous even for a woman of her build." Wisdom Phrases: "The dangers of beauty are well known: narcissism, irresponsibility, selfishness." Or, "Evil people always support each other; that is their chief strength." Like Hitler and Stalin?"
— Gore Vidal, The Top Ten Best Sellers According to the Sunday New York Times as of January 7, 1973
"I had already taken in a Deanna Durbin musical and had just settled down miserably to a 1938 Warner Brothers gangster movie called Angels with Dirty Faces. Then it happened. Midway through the first reel, one of the supporting players snarled, "Them rotten coppers will never get Rocky Sullivan--he's too smart for them," and at that instant I knew, as if by magic, everything that was going to take place during the rest of the movie, right down to that final scene where Rocky Sullivan would be dragged screaming to the electric chair... Thinking about Angels with Dirty Faces, and about the vast, tawdry repertory of thirties films that I knew so well, it suddenly dawned on me that the early scenes of virtually every Hollywood movie of that era contained a similar moment of précis—a brief exchange of dialogue, or, in some instances, merely one line, that gave away the entire film... Once the experienced viewer extracted this essence he could switch off his set and go to bed, where simply by adding a generous amount of mental hot water he could turn it into a full-length feature, creating what I've lately come to think of as the Instant Movie, a potion that can be consumed in two or three fast gulps just before sleep."
— Thomas Meehan, "Add Hot Water; Serves Fourteen Million"
"Armageddon reportedly used the services of nine writers. Why did it need any? The dialogue is either shouted one-liners or romantic drivel. "It's gonna blow!" is used so many times, I wonder if every single writer used it once, and then sat back from his word processor with a contented smile on his face, another day's work done... Characters in this movie actually say: "I wanted to say—that I'm sorry," "We're not leaving them behind!" "Guys—the clock is ticking!" and "This has turned into a surrealistic nightmare!""
"Dark Void starts out a bit Crimson Skies-y ["Inspiration" O-Meter: 1], set in an alternative World War II — you know, it'd be nice to see a game set, say, in an alternative Napoleonic war for once, where Waterloo was fought on the backs of pterodactyls — and the main character is a pilot called Will, who borrowed his voice from Nathan Drake and his jacket from B.J. Blazkowicz and all the other aspects from every protagonist from every game ever. [1,037] He crashes his plane through the Bermuda Triangle and winds up in another world [1,038] there's an evil alien race that's about two parts Combine [1,039] and two parts Covenant [1,040] and one part Snatcher [1,041](Now there's an obscure reference. I'll probably bring up Flight of the Amazon Queen next.[1,042]) and they want to invade the Earth because they always do.... Our hero joins a ragtag human resistance [1,768] and must save the world [97,214] by flying around on a jetpack. [no ding] .....Huh."
"Most media outlets praise the game for outrageously mocking every aspect of Los Angeles, but it mocks them without any understanding or tact. If you held a gun to the head of the most secluded Eskimo seal farmer and said, "List California stereotypes," you would not be able to distinguish his list from a GTA V Mission FAQ."
Eskimo: B-breast implants! Bottled water! T-traffic! Please! This is no way to write a video game!
Mall Santa: I'm not a detective anymore.
Jack (watching) This is henceforth called Everything!: The Movie.
"It’s ironic that a movie based on a superhero who’s power is derived from his imagination is so derivative and unimaginative."
"The most obvious thing to seize on is the fact that the Doctor’s half-human nature, which is explicitly said to be reflected in his retina structure, is never actually used to affect the Eye of Harmony, which we’re told can only be opened by human eyes. A major revelation about the character, repeated three times throughout the movie, never actually has anything to do with resolving the plot. There’s some evidence that this is something that got lost in successive rewrites — But it doesn’t actually parse or make any sense... The answer, I think, is the logic that it gets at. Its sheer superfluousness within the narrative suggests that it’s there for no reason other than that everyone involved thought it was the sort of thing that belonged in the script. The Doctor/Grace kissing scene is similar: a detail that exists for seemingly no other reason than having an obligatory romantic subplot."
"Roddy [Piper] and Jerry [Lawler] proceeded to sleepwalk through every trope and cliché in the wrestling world. Cowardly heel trying to leave the match early? Check. Improbable ref bump? Check. Bad guy reaching into his tights for a foreign object? Check. After an evening full of up-tempo, athletic matches, it was refreshing to see the two veterans effortlessly perform timeless spots. You know what else is refreshing? A fifteen-minute nap. That doesn’t mean anyone wanted to pay admission or a bigger cable bill for it, though."
"The gimmicks are all old. The enemy who turns out to be a front of the real enemy. The mentor who turns out to be your enemy. The companions who turn on you forcing a showdown. The companions who make you choose which of them is going to die. The dark secrets of your companions. It was innovative in its time, but it's all been done over and over again."
"There are too many stories about hot elf chicks and poor village boys. Or farm boys, whatever. They all seem to get their villages burned down and a parent murdered here and there by a dark overlord. And thus begins another cliche-plot!"
— Soap Committee, How Not to Run a Comic
"Why does there always have to be a "chosen one"? Why is there always some insanely powerful trinket that can do pretty much anything the wearer wants? Why are fantasy lands always ruled by a single person? And why is that person always either a tyrant — with an army of dark-colored creatures that can't talk — or completely benevolent, causing rainbows and unicorns to appear by his or her mere presence? If you're looking for answers to these questions, or at least a fresh take on the old fantasy clichés, this is not the movie for you.
"It has an orphan, a dame, and a rusty old fighter nobody believed in, and damned if it doesn’t play every terrible cliché completely straight."
"Always steal from the best!"
"Wolfe has absolutely no character of his own – he’s one-dimensional to the extreme and made up entirely of bad cop clichés... If you ever saw a chase scene from Law & Order, a movie where a guy has to disarm a bomb, or a scene where someone has to go undercover in a casino, watch that instead. Nick Wolfe does all those things, and he does it in the most boring way possible. The only fun that can be derived from most of his scenes is naming off all the movies his character is ripping off from as he speaks."
"Clichés again. I swear, is nothing original anymore?"
WHAT'S THIS? THE VAULT HUNTER IS BREAKING INTO TORGUE SECURITY! WHAT A RENEGADE! A RENEGADE COP WHO DON'T PLAY BY NOBODY'S RULES UNTIL THE COMMISSIONER ASSIGNS HIM A TALKING ROBOT DOG FOR A PARTNER WHO HELPS HIM TRACK DOWN THE CRIME SYNDICATE THAT MURDERED HIS FAMILY ALL THE WHILE TEACHING HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT LIFE IN THE PROCESS THURSDAYS AT NINE!