Quotes / Chocolate Baby

"Prince Chid is my son... What? My genes are just recessive, that's all. All of them."
The Duke of Fried, Vision of Escaflowne Abridged

[Mary has just given birth to what might be an extraterrestrial baby]
Mary: What color is it?
Bob: Well, is there something you'd like to tell us?
Jodie: We're not sure yet.
Bob: That's not usually the first question.
Chuck: Bob...
Bob: That's not usually the *twelfth* question!