Quotes / Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys

"One who has not suffered the horrors of an occupying power has no right to judge a nation that has."

"I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion!"

Alucard: So whats up with the Pride meeting?
Integra: They're a mercenary group contracted to replace all the soldiers we lost in the Valentine brothers—
Alucard: Wait. Are these guys French?
Integra: We were forced to post mortality rates. They're the only ones who applied.
Alucard: We are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

U.N. Leader: Is the crew okay?
American captain: Yes sir. They're French, so they surrendered immediately. (to the French crew) Once the pirates boarded your ship, how did they force you off?
French captain: Il a vert lightsabeur!
Crew member: Oui! Un lightsabeur!
Crew member #2: Le lightsabeur terrible!

"In any case, we arrive to see the city surrendered. "We have no choice but to surrender to you," a cop notes (apparently hes authorized to make that statement). I guess the city is in French Africa."
This review of the Superfriends episode "Revenge On Gorilla City".

French Ambassador: We give in to your demands!
UK Ambassador: Oh look, France is surrendering. There's a shocker!
The Simpsons Comics

The Englishman is a rabid nationalist. They are perhaps the most nationalist people in the world ... When you hear the English talk of this war you sometimes almost want them to lose it to show them how things are. They have the greatest contempt for the continent in general and for the French in particular. They didn't like the French before the defeat ... Since the defeat, they have the greatest contempt for the French Army ... England first. This slogan is taken for granted by the English people as a whole. To lose their empire would be the worst possible humiliation.
Ralph Miliband, diary entry.

Le Frog: Okay, men. To action!
[Henchfrogs immediately throw their hands up]
Henchfrogs: We surrender!
Henchfrogs: Ohhh...

"Surrender? SURRENDER? You think this [A] on my head stands for FRANCE?"