This is not a costume you wear if you want to meet women. This is a costume you wear if you want to meet victims.
Spider-Man: I think the lady said to leave her alone.
Thug: Who the hell are you?
Spider-Man: I'm Spider-Man. Read a paper.
Thug: Where's your costume?
Spider-Man: Your mom's washing it for me.
Thug #2: OHH DAYUM!