Quotes / Cheap Costume

This is not a costume you wear if you want to meet women. This is a costume you wear if you want to meet victims.
Cracked

Past Craig: That's really your whole costume, Super Craig?
Craig: We had a lot less time to make this game.

Thug: What are you supposed to be?
Spider-Man: What?
Thug: The hell is this?
Spider-Man: I'm Spider-Man. Read a paper.
Thug: Where's your costume?
Spider-Man: Your mom's washing it for me.
Thug #2: OHH DAYUM!

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