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Quotes: Charlatan
Quotes from Charlatan
"I JUST KNIFED A LASER TANK TO DEATH."

"I ONCE PISTOLWHIPPED A MAN TO DEATH WITH AN NES ZAPPER"

"NEXT PERSON TO POST IN HERE GETS COCKPUNCHED. :D"

"HAY ZUDAK. LET'S HAVE HAWT, SWEATY MANSEX THAT VIOLATES EVERY KNOWN LAW OF PHYSICS. LITERALLY."

"A well-tuned schmup is like playing a ballet...That's trying to kill you."
— in #yackfest

" I am now going to describe Touhou to friends as what you would get if Space Invaders, Dragon Ball Z, and a floral shop all fucked each other in the face."
— Also #yackfest

"DOPEFISH GETS ALL THE BITCHES."

"I'm playing the shareware in Zdoom and I'm a shirtless Viking guy and I just punched an entire level to death and a giant flaming skull asked me if I was ready to die and omfg this game is METAL."
— Charlatan, describing Hexen

"OH MY GOD.
I VIOLATED ZUDAK WITH OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT.
WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE."

"lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln damn you all lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln lincoln "
— Charlatan, Requesting an avatar.

"We also need a similar warning for OTC that goes something like 'WARNING: Some of these people will try to prove their penis is longer than yours.'"

Quotes on Charlatan
"Charlatan was bored, so he masturbated. This is how the world began."

"Sir, you seem to have confused audacious with ridiculous. Audacity is boldness, the man you speak of is a nonsense artist."
Brutal

"I'll leave 50,000 non-combat troops in your sovereign nation!"
Anemotaxis, on #yackfest

"When the clock strikes Midnight, Charlatan's undead corpse shall raise from the dead and make sweet, horrible love to itself. I HAVE SPOKEN."

"MAKE THAT HOMEWORK YOUR BITCH."
Buttercupistiny, offering advice on schoolwork in a PM

My antics are representative of my love of living, not my attitude towards living.
—On Steam

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