Quotes: Chaotic Stupid

I hate rules! They make me itch! YAARRR!

413. The Chaotic Neutral alignment is forever closed to me.

"I am Wreck-Gar! I dare to be stupid!"
Wreck-Gar, Transformers Animated

Mac: Guys, why aren't the brakes working?!
Charlie: Because I cut the brakes! Wild card, bitches! YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAWWWW!!! (Leaps from van.)

You guess you should feel grateful toward him for saving your life, but you know he's just as likely to rescue you from an explosion as he is to randomly teleport you across town, forcing you to call your dad and ask for a ride home, while you spend all day standing in some random field in the pouring rain while you wait hours for your dad to come and pick you up after he gets lost because he plugged the wrong place into google maps.

"It's easy to see why those Gruul dirtbags follow him—the only orders he gives are ‘Crush them!' and ‘We eat!'"
—Teysa Karlov about Borborygmos, Magic: The Gathering

"A Chaotic Neutral character could very well burn down the orphanage, I would be like 'Why did you do that!?' and they would be like (Shrugs) 'Eh.' (Shrugs) I can't argue with that!"
Noah "Spoony" Antwiller, Counter Monkey episode "The Prisoner Dilemma"