I hate rules! They make me itch! YAARRR!
413. The Chaotic Neutral alignment is forever closed to me.
"I am Wreck-Gar! I dare to be stupid!"
— Wreck-Gar, Transformers Animated
Mac: Guys, why aren't the brakes working?!
Charlie: Because I cut the brakes! Wild card, bitches! YEEEEEEEEHHHAAAAWWWW!!! (Leaps from van.)
Fuck Homestuck. Death to tropers.
"It's easy to see why those Gruul dirtbags follow him—the only orders he gives are ‘Crush them!' and ‘We eat!'"