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Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.
— LOLcats
<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert <@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating <@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!? <@Chin^> there is no justice in the world... — bash.org 
Gabe: You have a webcam that watches the living room?
Tycho: Yeah.
Gabe: Does it watch the living room on... on Thursdays?
Tycho: Pretty much 24-7.
Gabe: I watch... I watch TV in there on Thursdays.
Tycho: I know all about what you do on Thursdays. That's why I put a towel down before I sit on the couch.
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