Quotes / Cats Are Snarkers

Bolt: I will Super-Bark you out of that tree!
Mittens: Go nuts. Let's see how that works out for ya.
(Bolt barks)
Mittens: Oh, the super-bark. Scary, scary.
— From the Bolt trailer. (context viewable here)

Calvin: I wonder what man's purpose is in the world. Why are we here?
Hobbes: Tiger food.

Baloo: He's with me, ain't he? And I'll learn him all I know.
Bagheera: Well, that shouldn't take too long.