Zii: Yuki? No-o-o-o, she's just a crazy friend of mine.
DiDi: Your friend? That is even worse! I tied her up like a criminelle!
Zii: Don't worry, she probably enjoyed it.
Hinata: Not like that!
Filing for divorce from the area of the brain that holds memories, a shame erection, thoughts of suicide (following shame erection), anti-arousal (also known as Sahara Syndrome), a written complaint from your gag reflex, the condition known as Nope Face, bargaining with a higher power for the existence of Men In Black mind-erase things. If you experience a sudden loss in vision, do not be alarmed; it is common for parts of your body to peace the fuck out during a traumatic event.
Barbara, Iím happy youíre (shudder) masturbating, but we donít need to know anymore about Selfie. We donít need to know what kind it is, where you bought it, where you use it, or who youíre using it to. But if I had to guess, itís probably an old picture of Calvin Coolidge, right? No, wait, donít answer that.