Quotes / Casual Danger Dialog

"Rashid, please move forward and prevent it from disintegrating me, if you please."
Arthur Langtry, Merlin of the White Council, Turn Coat

"So I was hoping after you punch me through a wall, you could—"
Rocky Rickaby, Lackadaisy

"Houston, we have a problem."
Jim Lovell, Apollo 13

"When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream."

Emmett even shouted a remark about the superior flavor of ursine creatures in between being used to knock a tree over and successfully depriving Siobhan of one of her feet.
Narration, Luminosity

Spooner: How long is that gonna take?
Calvin: About six minutes.
Spooner: What if we didn't have six minutes?
Calvin: Then we'd have a problem. Why?
Spooner: Because I seriously doubt we have six minutes.
(Camera pans out and shows an army of robots climb up the side of the building)

"Something tells me this ain't the Pirates of the Caribbean ride."
Omar, Richie Rich (they are in the intake hopper that feeds one of Keenbean's machines)

[Zombies are swarming. Harry takes out one that was about to attack Lara.]
Lara: [conversationally] Oh. That was gentlemanly of you, Dresden.
Harry: I've been known to pull out chairs and open doors, too.
Lara: How very unfashionable. And endearing.

"We're stuck here, about to be turned into wax statues, and the two of them are bickering! They really don't seem to understand the danger of the situation at all!"
Princess Vivi of One Piece (noting Nami and Zoro's response to the current kidnapping)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Martin Brody, upon sighting the shark about five metres from the stern of the Orca, Jaws

Mr. Miracle: You have to admit, this is a pretty good death trap.
Batman: I've been in better, but the track is a nice touch.
Batman: The Brave and the Bold (They are chained to a rollercoaster and dodging things such as fire and giant hammers)

"Uh, hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house."
Lilo (on the phone), Lilo & Stitch

"... Excuse me a minute."
He was interrupted by a burst of incoherent screaming which sounded like the warcry of a Khornate fanatic and which terminated abruptly in a thud of a power maul on full charge and a gurgle that sounded distinctly unhealthy. "Well he's not getting mine ... Sorry commissar, where were we?"
Praetor Kolbe, Ciaphas Cain: The Traitor's Hand

Air Traffic Control: You are cleared to land on any runway.
Capt. Al Haynes: Roger. [chuckles] You want to be particular and make it a runway, huh?
United Airlines Flight 232, crash landing in Sioux City, Iowa, July 19, 1989.

Iron Fist (mid-battle): Awww... is this one of those 'witty banter' teams?
Spider-Man: Yeah.
Iron Fist: I hate banter.
Luke Cage: You're doing banter.

"Eh... what's up, Doc?"
Bugs Bunny, often while he had a gun pointed directly at his skull.

Pacha: ...Uh-oh.
Kuzco: (facing the other way) Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall?
Pacha: Yep.
Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Kuzco: Bring it on.

"Hi, guys. Listen, they're... they're telling me that the... the generators can't take it, and the ship is... flying apart and all that. Just FYI."
Fred Kwan, Galaxy Quest

"Sorry, I'm busy making death threats to Samaritan operatives."
John Reese, Person of Interest, "If-Then-Else"

"Folks, there is some sort of electrical disturbance in the stands. Metalbender cops are dropping like bumbleflies. There appear to be masked members of the audience wielding strange devices on their hands. One of them is in the booth with me right now, folks! He is leveling one of those glove devices at me now, and I believe he is about to electrocute me! I am currently wetting my pants!" *zap*
Shiro Shinobi, The Legend of Korra

"You shut the goddamn hell up, super monsters."
Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater

(Milo and Zack are running away from a concrete pipe trying to crush them)
Zack: Wait; why aren't you screaming!?!
Milo: I find it doesn't help. Just hurts the larynx.