Quotes / Cartwright Curse

Samantha Carter: I feel compelled to warn you, most of the guys I've dated recently have died.
Pete Shanahan: As in...
Carter: Dead.
Pete: How?
Carter: Various circumstances.
Pete: I'll risk it.

Elf: Kevyn...I'm cursed. Everybody who gets close to me gets killed in nasty ways.
Kevyn: You're not cursed. Sure, Hob died, and we all miss him, but I'm still alive.
Nick: Didn't you get killed, like twice while we've been here?
Kevyn: Nick, you're not helping.

James Heller: You're cursed Jack, everything you touch, one way or another, ends up dead.

Every time the Doctor gets pally with someone, I feel the urge to notify their next of kin.
Rory Williams, Doctor Who

Okay, you know what? Ignoring EVERYTHING...have you forgotten the average lifespan of your hookups?
Dean to a love-potion-drunk Sam, Supernatural

"I don't need no cat bones to tell your fortune, Mozelle Batiste. You are a curse! A Black Widow. The next man who marries you is a dead man, like the others. Always be that way."
Elzora, Eve's Bayou

"Look how well your charm works, James. They'll do anything for you, won't they? How many is that now?"

"I seem to bring bad luck to women."

Dilbert: It seems almost unnatural for me to have an actual girlfriend.
Liz: Why?
Dilbert: It's like when the captain on "Star Trek" falls in love and you know the woman will die in an unlikely accident.

Wolverine: You don't understand, something bad happens to the people I care about.

"Arnie . . . I slept with him. He died. And the sheriff—I told him about me, how I kill men. And he didn't believe me! He said, 'let's see, sleep with me'! So I did. And the sheriff died!"

...or, maybe, [Naomi] just felt that she was gonna live a good, normal life, and, y'know, boning with Otacon means she should be marked for death, and she was terrified that she hadn't died yet, so she had to make it right. Have to restore balance in the universe.
Chip Cheezum, giving an alternate theory as to why Naomi killed herself in Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots