Elf: Kevyn...I'm cursed. Everybody who gets close to me gets killed in nasty ways.
Kevyn: You're not cursed. Sure, Hob died, and we all miss him, but I'm still alive.
Nick: Didn't you get killed, like twice while we've been here?
Kevyn: Nick, you're not helping.
James Heller: You're cursed Jack, everything you touch, one way or another, ends up dead.
Every time the Doctor gets pally with someone, I feel the urge to notify their next of kin.
— Rory Williams, Doctor Who
Okay, you know what? Ignoring EVERYTHING...have you forgotten the average lifespan of your hookups?
— Dean to a love-potion-drunk Sam, Supernatural
"I don't need no cat bones to tell your fortune, Mozelle Batiste. You are a curse! A Black Widow. The next man who marries you is a dead man, like the others. Always be that way."
— Elzora, Eve's Bayou
"Look how well your charm works, James. They'll do anything for you, won't they? How many is that now?"
— M, Quantum of Solace
Dilbert: It seems almost unnatural for me to have an actual girlfriend.
Dilbert: It's like when the captain on "Star Trek" falls in love and you know the woman will die in an unlikely accident.