Quotes / Can't Hold His Liquor

(Imca has gotten drunk off one beer.)
Chuck: Um... Asagi, I think your significant other needs your attention...
Asagi: Oh?
(Asagi waves her hand in front of Imca.)
Hello~? Immie~? You okay~?
Imca: I thinks I is okay.... when did you get 4 hands?
Asagi: ...I don't recall getting an extra pa-wait, you're drunk, aren't you?
Imca: Maebees....
Asagi: Woooooooooooow, and I thought Falkie was a light weight.
(Asagi Continues to wave her hand in front of Imca's face.)

"It's sad when the Straight Edge guy makes fun of the amount of liquor you cannot hold."
CM Punk on B-Boy, ROH: Straight Shootin' with CM Punk and Samoa Joe

"Yeah...sort of...before you arrived, Misato used to tease me by switching the drinks around in the fridge..." (blushing heavily:) "I once got drunk from only one can of Yebichu because of that..."
Shinji, The Child of Love

(Doc Brown drinks a shot of whiskey and passes out cold)
Marty McFly: How many did he have?
Bartender: Just the one.
Marty McFly: Just one?!
Bartender: Now there's a fellow who can't hold his liquor...

"its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911"