History Quotes / CanonSue

!!WebAnimation
->"The next thing you need to do is create your main character, and since it's important to WriteWhoYouKnow, the main character will obviously be ''[[AuthorAvatar you]]''; but while you are a repressed, socially retarded dullard who no one would ever honestly admit to liking, your author insertion character is a fantasy, so they will be a charismatic eccentric who is unconditionally loved by everyone, even while he's setting their dog on fire."
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''GamingWebcomics''

->''The movie is directed by Larry Bishop, son of [[Creator/RatPack Rat Packer]] Joey Bishop. Larry also takes up the lead role of Pistolero... Pistolero is…well, he’s the man. Pistolero is supposed to be more badass than [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] and Creator/StevenSeagal combined, sexually he is John Holmes, charismatically he is Creator/PaulNewman and Creator/SteveMcQueen, and intellectually speaking he is ComicBook/LexLuthor and Creator/StephenHawking. That’s all well and good until you actually see Larry Bishop and [[InformedAttribute you laugh your f*cking a** off.]]''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/quentin-tarantino-presents-hell-ride-larry-bishop-2008/ on]] ''Quentin Tarantino Presents: Hell Ride'' (2008)

->''If the movie were retitled ''Creator/BenStiller Is Secretly Way More Awesome Than You'', I'd probably have less of an issue.''
-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2013/12/fanboy_flick_pick_ben_stiller_walter_mitty.php?page=2 on]] ''Film/TheSecretLifeOfWalterMitty'' (2013)

->''I do wonder if in this case it might not be wise to drop Benny's glib nature and have her act in a genuinely scared manner for once. This time she is facing the God of Death...anybody who was expecting ''Bernice Summerfield [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Takes the Piss out of Sutekh]]'' might have all their fears met in the first half an hour.''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2015/08/bernice-summerfield-and-triumph-of.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Franchise/BerniceSummerfield and The Pyramid of Sutekh''

->''Chakotay has been trying to start a fire for ages and as soon as he has the bright spark idea of [[PuritySue adding some of Janeway’s hair as kindling]] it starts within seconds; yeah, ''that’s realistic.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS2E26S3E1Basics Basics]]"

->''No surprise, [[Creator/ScottBakula Bakula]] really enjoyed this episode. And why wouldn't he? He's in every scene, he has lots of words to say, and he gets to make out [[MsFanservice with a chick 20 years younger than him.]] This is definitely an actor's kind of episode. It's not so much a viewer's kind of episode.''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "[[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS02E05ANightInSickbay A Night in Sickbay]]"

!!WebVideo
->'''Creator/MaxLandis:''' HOW MANY MEDALS DOES HE HAVE, RICH?!\\
'''Rich Evans''': HE HAS ''ALL'' THE MEDALS! HE HAS ''ALL'' OF THEM!
-->--''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst'' on Creator/NeilBreen's ''Double Down''

->[as Neil Breen] "I've decided to write a script where [[KavorkaMan everyone wants to fuck me.]] Nothing wrong with nonfiction!"
-->--'''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' on ''Fateful Findings''

!!RealLife
->''Incidentally, each of H.H.'s narratives is peridocically brought to a halt while he provides the reader with highly detailed capsule biographies written in ''Who's Who'' style. H.H. plainly enjoys composing plausible (and implausible) biographies for his characters--not to mention himself. In ''Contemporary Authors'', H.H. composed a bio for one of his pseudonyms, Robert Dietrich, taking ten years off his age, putting himself in the infantry during Korea, awarding himself a Bronze Star and a degree from Georgetown.''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''', "The Art and Arts of E. Howard Hunt"

->"I’d do a little experiment to do with durability, length, girth, and um, strength. And um, I would probably take a lot of vitamin supplements to make sure that I could perform...And then I would be ''devastating.'' I’d know exactly how to please a woman, I’d know exactly where to put my fingers, where to put my tongue, where to put my – his I should say – his fingers, his tongue. Think about violinists, think about what they can do with their fingers.”
-->--'''Creator/BenedictCumberbatch''' says {{Series/Sherlock}} is [[SexGod pretty great at sex]].

->"The next thing you need to do is create your main character, and since it's important to write who you know, the main character will obviously be ''you''; but while you are a repressed, socially retarded dullard who no one would ever honestly admit to liking, your author insertion character is a fantasy, so they will be a charismatic eccentric who is unconditionally loved by everyone, even while he's setting their dog on fire."

-->--'''Creator/BenedictCumberbatch''' says {{Series/Sherlock}} is pretty great at sex

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS2E26Basics Basics]]"

-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS2E5ANightInSickbay A Night in Sickbay]]"

-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2013/12/fanboy_flick_pick_ben_stiller_walter_mitty.php?page=2 on]] ''The Secret Life of Walter Mitty'' (2013)

-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/voyager-season-three.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Basics"

-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "A Night in Sickbay"

-->-- '''Ansel Elgort''', ''[[http://www.the-editing-room.com/the-fault-in-our-stars.html The Fault in Our Stars: The Abridged Script]]''

->''I do not want us to stop believing in heroes; only in heroes who think, as [[Creator/AaronSorkin Sorkin's]] heroes think, [[AuthorTract they're truth-raining gods]].''
-->--'''[[http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/television/how-to-get-under-aaron-sorkins-skin-and-also-how-to-high-five-properly/article4363455/ Sarah Nicole Prickett]]''' on ''Series/TheNewsroom''

->''I do wonder if in this case it might not be wise to drop Benny's glib nature and have her act in a genuinely scared manner for once. This time she is facing the God of Death..anybody who was expecting ''Bernice Summerfield [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Takes the Piss out of Sutekh]]'' might have all their fears met in the first half an hour.''

->''"I do wonder if in this case it might not be wise to drop Benny's glib nature and have her act in a genuinely scared manner for once. This time she is facing the God of Death..anybody who was expecting ''Bernice Summerfield [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Takes the Piss out of Sutekh]]'' might have all their fears met in the first half an hour."''

->''The movie is directed by Larry Bishop, son of [[Creator/RatPack Rat Packer]] Joey Bishop. Larry also takes up the lead role of Pistolero... Pistolero is…well, he’s the man. Pistolero is supposed to be more badass than [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] and Creator/StevenSeagal combined, sexually he is John Holmes, charismatically he is Creator/PaulNewman and Creator/SteveMcQueen, and intellectually speaking he is ComicBook/LexLuthor and UsefulNotes/StephenHawking. That’s all well and good until you actually see Larry Bishop and [[InformedAttribute you laugh your f*cking a** off.]]''

->''"I do wonder if in this case it might not be wise to drop Benny's glib nature and have her act in a genuinely scared manner for once...anybody who was expecting ''Bernice Summerfield [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Takes the Piss out of Sutekh]]'' might have all their fears met in the first half an hour."''

->''If the movie were retitled ''Creator/BenStiller Is Secretly Way More Awesome Than You]]'', I'd probably have less of an issue.''

->Incidentally, each of H.H.'s narratives is peridocically brought to a halt while he provides the reader with highly detailed capsule biographies written in ''Who's Who'' style. H.H. plainly enjoys composing plausible (and implausible) biographies for his characters--not to mention himself. In ''Contemporary Authors'', H.H. composed a bio for one of his pseudonyms, Robert Dietrich, taking ten years off his age, putting himself in the infrantry during Korea, awarding himself a Bronze Star and a degree from Georgetown.
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''', "The Art and Arts of E. Howard Hunt"

->The movie is directed by Larry Bishop, son of [[Creator/RatPack Rat Packer]] Joey Bishop. Larry also takes up the lead role of Pistolero... Pistolero is…well, he’s the man. Pistolero is supposed to be more badass than Jack Bauer and Steven Seagal combined, sexually he is John Holmes, charismatically he is Paul Newman and Steve [=McQueen=], and intellectually speaking he is Lex Luthor and Stephen Hawking. That’s all well and good until you actually see Larry Bishop and [[InformedAttribute you laugh your f*cking a** off.]]

->If the movie were retitled ''[[InNameOnly Ben Stiller Is Secretly Way More Awesome Than You]]'', I'd probably have less of an issue.

->Chakotay has been trying to start a fire for ages and as soon as he has the bright spark idea of [[PuritySue adding some of Janeway’s hair as kindling]] it starts within seconds... yeah, ''that’s realistic''.

->No surprise, Bakula really enjoyed this episode. And why wouldn't he? He's in every scene, he has lots of words to say, and he gets to [[TestosteronePoisoning make out with a chick 20 years younger than him]]. This is definitely an actor's kind of episode. It's not so much a viewer's kind of episode.

->I don't mean to paint him as a [[ThePrimaDonna prima donna]] (Oh, OK, I actually kind of do, given the frequency with which he apparently stormed off set and his insistence that the past Doctors be relegated firmly to guest star status in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS10E1TheThreeDoctors}} The Three Doctors]]), because the obvious consequence of this would likely have happened to any star in that circumstance. The inherent egoism of being the star is going to bleed into the part. And with [[Creator/JonPertwee Pertwee]] it rapidly did.
-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2011/07/go-down-go-down-go-down-go-down-inferno.html El Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS7E4Inferno}} "Inferno"]])

->I do not want us to stop believing in heroes; only in heroes who think, as [[Creator/AaronSorkin Sorkin's]] heroes think, [[AuthorTract they're truth-raining gods]].

->Along with being cute, funny, outgoing, charming, attentive and pretty much perfect in every way shape and form, I’m also a virgin.

->"''The next thing you need to do is create your main character, and since it's important to write who you know, the main character will obviously be ''you''; but while you are a repressed, socially retarded dullard who no one would ever honestly admit to liking, your author insertion character is a fantasy, so they will be a charismatic eccentric who is unconditionally loved by everyone, even while he's setting their dog on fire.''"
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''GamingWebcomics''

->"''Your protagonist should be an everyman, which is to say exactly like you but with better romantic prospects.''"
-->--'''Blog/WorstMuse'''

-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2011/07/go-down-go-down-go-down-go-down-inferno.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'' ([[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS7E4Inferno}} "Inferno"]])

->The movie is directed by Larry Bishop, son of [[RatPack Rat Packer]] Joey Bishop. Larry also takes up the lead role of Pistolero... Pistolero is…well, he’s the man. Pistolero is supposed to be more badass than Jack Bauer and Steven Seagal combined, sexually he is John Holmes, charismatically he is Paul Newman and Steve [=McQueen=], and intellectually speaking he is Lex Luthor and Stephen Hawking. That’s all well and good until you actually see Larry Bishop and [[InformedAttribute you laugh your f*cking a** off.]]

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-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''GamingWebcomics''

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